Thursday, 2 September, 2010
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Bosom Buddies

by Michael Connor

August 8, 2010

Finally, the 2010 election has a theme song. Music you won’t hear at the Labor launch.

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The GetUp! Story

by Michael Connor

June 23, 2010

GetUp! is a front organization used for promoting New Class political aims. The videos they make reveal the current mood and prejudices of  the public servants who fund their campaigns.

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Not happy, David

by Michael Connor

June 9, 2010

Larvatus Prodeo: “Marr’s article presents Rudd in the bitchiest possible way and is a big time get square. Mealy mouthed and bitchy.”

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Climate blacklist in Melbourne

by Michael Connor

May 6, 2010

How can you organise a climate change conference and not include sceptics? Easy, hold it at The Wheeler Centre.

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Hubris

by Michael Connor

April 29, 2010

John Quiggin: “It is necessary to criticise this convention [of debating opposing views] and hammer home the point that the right has become totally disconnected from reality and rational argument.”

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Our New Flag: Spirit of 2010

by Michael Connor

April 28, 2010

I’ve carefully analysed the criticisms of our flag and designed a new flag to take account of all the Left desires. Men and women of Australia, please be upstanding for the flag of Ruddnation.

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Jack the Ripper: the prime suspect

by Michael Connor

April 27, 2010

This Whitechapel Murderer suspect was a part of the East End streetscape and he has a name: Charles Allen Lechmere. He was discovered beside the still warm body of murdered prostitute Mary Ann “Polly” Nichols. And he walked away. 

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Muslims to ban Lamb?

by Michael Connor

March 29, 2010

It's only a matter of time.

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Chavez good for murder

by Michael Connor

March 12, 2010

Reuters: “Homicides in Venezuela have quadrupled during President Hugo Chavez's 11 years in power, with two people murdered every hour, according to new figures from a non-governmental organization.”

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Menzies House has opened

by Michael Connor

January 30, 2010

Menzies House, a shiny new and wildly enthusiastic website for “conservative, libertarian and centre-right thinkers” has just opened its doors. A welcome addition to the Australian internet world.

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Australia Day Hate List: 2010

by Michael Connor

January 24, 2010

In the MSM, and on the totalitarian side of the internet, the approach of Australia Day always sets off a dismal moan-a-thon about Australia. To be helpful we have republished our Left Hate List from last year - with updates for 2010.

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Geert Wilders speaks for freedom

by Michael Connor

January 21, 2010

In a Dutch courtroom, where he is to be tried for inciting hatred and discrimination, Geert Wilders made a speech that will be heard around the world.

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Rudd's China Day speech

by Michael Connor

January 19, 2010

Breaking with tradition, Kevin Rudd (the Little Helmsman) delivered his China Day remarks, on the state of the Australian colony, in English.

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Closed pages

by Michael Connor

January 18, 2010

How Not To Sell A Conservative Book: A Guide. The golden rules for turning a dissident book into an unread remainder quicker than you can say “Melbourne University Press.”

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Has China murdered Gao Zhisheng?

by Michael Connor

January 16, 2010

Chinese authorities claim that civil rights lawyer Gao Zhisheng has gone “missing”. The lawyer, who had previously been tortured, has been imprisoned by the Beijing Public Security Bureau since February 2009. Is this a euphemism for murder?

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The Very Worst Secret

by Michael Connor

December 26, 2009

Michael Connor reads his short story “The Very Worst Secret”.

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Tracey does whiteface

by Michael Connor

October 19, 2009

Tracey couldn’t make it for the Big Quadrant Bash. There was an emergency Fabian seminar she had to go to, to deal with Australian racism in the wake of the Hey Hey scandal.

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Mayhem at Blak Book Awards

by Michael Connor

September 14, 2009

A tragic but ultimately empowering story of a Black woman who is often mistaken for white, and of her uplifting and ultimately successful struggle to be recognised as a victim of ongoing  colonialism and oppression.

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Tracey and the Fabians

by Michael Connor

September 7, 2009

At a weekend seminar Fabians vote to sell ABC. Tenders to be called.

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Sell the ABC

by Michael Connor

August 24, 2009

Selling off the ABC would be a way for the Rudd government to start paying back its huge stimulus debt. And it could be a vote winner.

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Tales out of court

by Michael Connor

July 26, 2009

There has been a bit of consternation around our way recently. Tracey’s partner’s dealer has been in court.

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PM plans to retire

by Michael Connor

July 20, 2009

Prime Minister Rudd offers intimate details of his personal super scheme - which he has kept “secret within myself and my partner” - and reveals his retirement plans.

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Flannery Marina - selling now

by Michael Connor

July 13, 2009

Enjoy global warming with seafront views at the beautiful Flannery Marina (previously known as Hahndorf) in the tropical Adelaide everglades.

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Libs mentally ill

by Michael Connor

July 6, 2009

I hadn’t seen Tracey for a while until I bumped into her the other day in Dick Smith’s looking at talking bathroom scales. I told you she had joined the Fabian Society. Well, she already seems a little over them.

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Obama and Muslim apostasy

by Michael Connor

June 15, 2009

If an Ahmadinejad sponsored apostasy law had been passed in 2008, President Obama may already have been targeted for murder by the Islamic Republic of Iran.

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Tracey turns Left

by Michael Connor

May 31, 2009

Tracey’s joined the Fabians. I suppose it had to happen. She’s very career conscious.

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Business Class Radicals

by Michael Connor

May 25, 2009

On the Left, it rains money - public money. On the Left, you can say anything - and get away with it. On the Left, they get to see the world - and often someone else does the paying.

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A remainder is announced

by Michael Connor

May 11, 2009

An ex-Tory, ex-Liberal, ex-Prime Minister is writing his memoirs, with the help of a Doctor of Creative Arts “collaborator”, which are to be published by a Left publishing house.

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Rudd writes to Quadrant!

by Michael Connor

May 4, 2009

We too were “surprised and gratified” when we found the Prime Minister had written to us with an exciting new plan for fixing the economy.

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Tracey's funeral

by Michael Connor

April 13, 2009

Sad news, I’m afraid.

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Phillip Adams nude

by Michael Connor

April 6, 2009

Free Quadrant pornography. Guys, gals - naked people. Gay marriage - free gay divorces. Lots of really sexy photos.

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The break-up of Australia

by Michael Connor

March 28, 2009

The Chief Justice of Australia, Robert French, has been reported as  supporting calls for a treaty with Aboriginal Australians. With his eyes wide open, the Chief Justice is driving Australia towards a precipice. Inexcusably, he is ignoring the obvious, the desired consequence of the treaty sought by activists - the destruction of Australia's sovereignty.

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Right wing pornography!

by Michael Connor

March 26, 2009

Openly on sale in Melbourne bookshops. A report on the shame from the front line. We name the booksellers!

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History without a home

by Michael Connor

March 23, 2009

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Convincing Ground: a history

by Michael Connor

March 23, 2009

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History Wars - the dream cast

by Michael Connor

March 23, 2009

Quadrant has acquired the performing rights to the History Wars. The cast list is mouthwatering.

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The ASIO Tapes - Madame Alissa

by Michael Connor

March 16, 2009

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Robert Manne's "Hogwash"

by Michael Connor

March 16, 2009

Left academics are ideologues first and second, and scholars third.

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"Hayek's got Inflation by the balls"

by Michael Connor

March 5, 2009

Ron Kitching’s famous photo of F.A. Hayek and Inflation is now over 32 years old.

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The academic publishing game

by Michael Connor

March 4, 2009

Early in 2008 Henry Reynolds launched a new book of old history by Dr Ian McFarlane called Beyond Awakening, The Aboriginal Tribes of North West Tasmania: A History. It had an interesting publishing history.

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Bob Brown has an affair

by Michael Connor

March 2, 2009

The story was broken in the Hobart Mercury under the headline  - "Printed proof of love affair".

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Simon channells the Zeitgeist

by Michael Connor

February 18, 2009

Simon’s got a job. He’s started “channelling the Zeitgeist” for Cripes – the online gossip website that Tracey says is going broke.

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Academic Left vs. Left academic

by Michael Connor

February 11, 2009

During 2008 there was a bloody prize-fight between Left and Left over the ghastly remains of Wilfred Burchett. Robert Manne said he smelt bad, others on the Left said he was perfumed like a red saint.

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Titanic Inc writes sea-safety manual

by Michael Connor

February 3, 2009

It was revealed at its launch yesterday that Kevin Rudd, CEO of Titanic Inc, is the author of the company’s new Safety Manual for Seafarers.

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The ASIO tapes - Terry Dix

by Michael Connor

January 29, 2009

Terry Dix is the host of a television current affairs program. He is the brother of the noted Fairfax journalist Dorothy Dix. Although it is said that Dix is an Anchor-For-Life this is not true – it just feels like it.

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Tracey's Invasion Day

by Michael Connor

January 27, 2009

I saw Tracey and her partner Bruce just after Australia Day and she told me how they celebrated Invasion Day.

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Are you doing it?

by Michael Connor

January 27, 2009

I am. I walk through my local shopping centre wondering which shops will be among the first to go.

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The Australia Day Hate List

by Michael Connor

January 23, 2009

Australia Day is a time for reflection – on some of the things the Left hates about Australia.

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Liberal Fascism 101

by Michael Connor

January 21, 2009

When David Horowitz, who promotes an academic Bill of Rights, attended the annual conference of the Modern Language Association his reception was what you would expect from a room full of progressive American academics.

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What the Left are reading on Obama Day

by Michael Connor

January 20, 2009

The Australian Left are killing the fine art of satire.

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The countdown to Obama

by Michael Connor

January 19, 2009

Seems to be the most popular headline in the MSM. It's reminiscent of a 1960s US election ad. The one that began with a girl pulling single petals from a daisy as a voice counted backwards - to a mushroom cloud. To take your mind off Obamamania, and avoid the coronation, two DVDs are highly recommended.

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Tracey's mum goes blogging

by Michael Connor

January 17, 2009

I saw Tracey at the library yesterday. She was releasing her mum, the one with Alzheimer’s, for an afternoon's blogging.

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When Paul Robeson's voice was silent

by Michael Connor

January 15, 2009

The fate of working class Americans who migrated to the Soviet Union in the 1930s is recounted in a new book which also documents the silence and cowardice of the western Left who, though aware of the reality behind the Stalinist façade, never spoke out against the horror.

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Australiaphobia

by Michael Connor

January 14, 2009

The distinctive feature of Australiaphobia is a desire to hurt, inflict pain, and wound Australian society.

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Bernard Black - a profile

by Michael Connor

January 13, 2009

You know Bernard Black. Everyone knows Bernard. The writer you think of whenever the words “Australia’s Leading Indigenous Writer and a Living National Treasure” pop into your mind.

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Hatred blows in from the Left

by Michael Connor

January 11, 2009

When the hoax was blowing through the media last week the hot air blew in some strange non-readers.

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David Marr goes Quadrant bashing

by Michael Connor

January 10, 2009

It took less than five minutes for David Marr to turn the conning of Quadrant into an excuse for attacking Keith Windschuttle and Quadrant in the Sydney Morning Herald. Was it payback for having laughed at Marr?

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Jason Soon hoaxcatcher

by Michael Connor

January 10, 2009

Jason Soon, on Catallaxy, was the first blogger to discover the identity of trickster Sharon What’s-her-name.

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Jennifer Marohasy suggests revenge

by Michael Connor

January 10, 2009

Jennifer Marohasy on hoaxing Quadrant and a great idea for revenge.

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Shocking photo of David Marr discovered

by Michael Connor

January 10, 2009

A new book with startling revelations of Left cultural aggression and a cover photo of David Marr.

WARNING: Image not suitable for the faint hearted.

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Tracey's hoax joke

by Michael Connor

January 9, 2009

I saw Tracey today. It was very busy at the supermarket but in between scanning my baked beans and fish sauce (small bottle) she told me a joke.

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"Michael Moore Hates America"

by Michael Connor

January 9, 2009

The 2004 documentary about Michael Moore,  Michael Moore Hates America, has made it into the discount stores - and is well worth looking for.

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Memory - it's a Left thing

by Michael Connor

January 8, 2009

Remember Australia Day 1988?

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Comments on hoaxing Quadrant

by Michael Connor

January 7, 2009

Soon after it was revealed that Quadrant had been hoaxed the internet was buzzing. Two comments stood out – one for malice and one for common sense.

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Left win literary award - again

by Michael Connor

January 6, 2009

Richard Flanagan’s wild, environmentalist diatribe called “Out of Control” won the $15,000 John Curtin Prize for Journalism in the 2008 Victorian Premier’s Literary Awards.

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At the Movies with Blecker and Nun

by Michael Connor

January 4, 2009

For years and years and years Blecker and Nun have bored their way through weakly [sic] TV programs of film criticism.

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Titanic Inc. buys Gitmo franchise

by Michael Connor

January 2, 2009

With emotion, though speaking falteringly in English, Kevin Rudd, the CEO of Titanic Inc, announced that the company has successfully purchased the franchise for Gitmo detonators in the Australasian region.

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The "cursed generation"

by Michael Connor

December 29, 2008

According to reviewer Bernard Chapin author Roger L. Simon had second thoughts about the havoc his cursed generation bought upon the American people.

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Tracey does Xmas

by Michael Connor

December 28, 2008

Caught up with Tracey after Christmas. Even though she is taking a well deserved break from researching her PhD in performing arts she was looking a bit frazzled. It can’t be easy being a checkout chick with a conservationist conscience giving out all those plastic bags and I know that Rudd's performance on the environment has been getting her a bit depressed lately.

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Love among the ruins

by Michael Connor

December 27, 2008

Christmas is over. A splendid new year, well interesting anyway, stretches before us. But spare a thought for the unfortunate Left.

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The ASIO tapes - Kevin Rudd

by Michael Connor

December 24, 2008

Kevin Rudd is the CEO of Titanic Inc. This confidential Report points to the source for his internationally acclaimed linguistic excellence and gives examples of his uncanny ability to descend to the level of his audience.

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Tsunami warning

by Michael Connor

December 24, 2008

Thomas Sowell: The rise in unemployment after the stock market crash of 1929 was a blip on the screen compared to the soaring unemployment rates reached later, after a series of government interventions.

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Buy that degree - NOW

by Michael Connor

December 23, 2008

One internet company writes the essays while students occupy themselves “focusing on more important things.” Sounds like a recession-proof business.

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The worst poet in America

by Michael Connor

December 23, 2008

The President-Elect has chosen Elizabeth Alexander to read her poetry on Inauguration Day, 2009. Read and tremble.

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Obama does plagiarism

by Michael Connor

December 22, 2008

I saw Simon the other day. He’s the novelist who lives in the granny flat at the back of Tracey’s. He’s mad with Obama and is thinking of suing him for plagiarism.

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Bill of Rites Rules

by Michael Connor

December 22, 2008

Frank Brennan, Managing Director of Bill of Rights Pty Ltd, launched the company’s first promotional blimp from the Australian's head office in Murdochville. As it soared into the air Father Brennan gave a sermon on the mound.

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Beckie graduates

by Michael Connor

December 21, 2008

Beckie has graduated from the local university. Her education there was an experience many of her generation have shared.

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Yes, Arts Minister

by Michael Connor

December 21, 2008

If you thought political correctness was dying – think again. It's Peter Garrett's new hat in a career that could be the TV hit of 2009.

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Peter Garrett - the soft warrior

by Michael Connor

December 20, 2008

Titanic Inc Arts Minister Peter Garrett: I have no hesitation in standing here, as a former practicing artist, and say the arts are inherently valuable; they are a public good.

WARNING: This is not a satire.

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Baz does Gatsby - Zelda unbottles bender

by Michael Connor

December 20, 2008

Baz Luhrmann has acquired the rights to F. Scott Fitzgerald’s The Great Gatsby. Zelda was unavailable for comment.

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Crims rule! - not OK

by Michael Connor

December 19, 2008

Christine Nixon is police commissioner of the Underbelly state. She is leaving her job. The state’s police force is not in the best condition.

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Harmony Week goes Left

by Michael Connor

December 19, 2008

Angela Davis was in Australia to present the Chancellors’ Oration at Murdoch University and give some public lectures: “to speak about the ways racism infiltrates our institutions without us realising.” The Left applauded.

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Have you signed Tim's Big List?

by Michael Connor

December 19, 2008

Have you signed Tim’s Big List?

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Home Brand Literature

by Michael Connor

December 18, 2008

No one sells Oz lit quite like the Left.

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Titanic Inc. welcomes People Smugglers Inc.

by Michael Connor

December 18, 2008

This week Titanic Inc. welcomed People Smugglers Inc. into the Australian market and Australian waters. “Competition is good,” said Captain Rudd.

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Australia - "the prosaic facts of history"

by Michael Connor

December 17, 2008

Ross Douthat at the National Review (December 15) has reviewed Baz Luhrmann’s movie of last week – Australia: The overall effect is Little Black Sambo by way of Dances with Wolves: The condescension is intended to be favorable, but it’s condescension all the same.

Professor Marcia Langton thinks differently.

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The best books of 2008

by Michael Connor

December 16, 2008

Christmas is the time for looking back at the past year’s crop of books and choosing those which really stood out. Here is my personal selection of seven outstanding conservative non-fiction books published in  Australia in 2008.

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Titanic Inc. writes suicide note

by Michael Connor

December 16, 2008

Terry McCrann: Rudd becomes the first prime minister to specifically set out to make Australia and Australians poorer. Significantly and permanently.

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Give Australia a Little Black Christmas

by Michael Connor

December 15, 2008

Education minister Julia Gillard could improve Australian education by forgetting about free Google machines and handing the kids copies of Mark Lopez’s The Little Black Schoolbook. While waiting for her to do so you might consider putting it on your own Christmas giving list.

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Bill Muehlenberg

by Michael Connor

December 15, 2008

Bill Muehlenberg blogs on Quadrant Online. Bill Muehlenberg wrote a brilliant book.

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Steyn Aid - Mark Steyn sings for World Peace

by Michael Connor

December 15, 2008

THE Mark Steyn has recorded a musical single for Christmas – A Marshmallow World. True.

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The Australian Conservative

by Michael Connor

December 14, 2008

The Australian Conservative goes places you don’t want to go and brings back treasures of Left stupidity, malice and lunacy. More importantly, it highlights the increasingly good comment to be found on Australia's dissident websites.

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Two thoughts about Australia

by Michael Connor

December 14, 2008

Or two Australias?

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Bad movie, great review

by Michael Connor

December 13, 2008

Peter Suderman: Good blockbusters always show audiences something new, and here, you can't fault it: It's the first movie to feature a hive of enviro-socialist alien nano-goo as its villain.

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Bill of Rights Pty. Ltd. appoints director

by Michael Connor

December 13, 2008

This week (while the opposition was holding their weekly Christmas party) Bill of Rights Pty. Ltd. announced the appointment of well known cultural entrepreneur Frank Brennan as Managing Director.

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Titanic Inc. buys iceberg - crowd cheers

by Michael Connor

December 12, 2008

What a future for our country. Jobless, sitting at home amongst empty boxes and broken toys waiting for another Rudd cheque which may never arrive.

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Killer Chic

by Michael Connor

December 12, 2008

The faces of killers Che and Mao sell jewellery, beer, food, tee-shirts and movies. A new online film, Killer Chic, removes the makeup.

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I had a nightmare

by Michael Connor

December 11, 2008

Wouldn’t it be awful if Barack Obama ...

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Quadrant exits closet and bakes cake

by Michael Connor

December 11, 2008

Quadrant - a magazine that lost its raison d’etre after the Cold War, and is a refuge for fruitcakes and closet racists.

[Note to Editor - Perhaps we should contact Louise Malaprop at SMUP and suggest a Quadrant Fruitcake and Biscuit Cookbook?]

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The ASIO tapes - Louise Malaprop

by Michael Connor

December 10, 2008

Louise Malaprop is Director-For-Life of the South Melbourne University Press (SMUP). Mrs Malaprop is the wife of renowned actor and esteemed purveyor of charcuterie to the gentry Max Malaprop.

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Wadeye is us

by Michael Connor

December 9, 2008

Over its lifetime Quadrant has published important essays which have had an impact on Australia’s public life. In the December issue Patrick McCauley’s essay, “Wadeye: Failed State as Cultural Triumph”, is such a work.

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Titanic Inc. appoints Arts advisory panel

by Michael Connor

December 9, 2008

The Prime Minister’s 2020 Creative Australia was a weekend party which produced confusion, quite a lot of hot air, and a huge hangover.

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Titanic Inc. gives cash to steerage class

by Michael Connor

December 9, 2008

Latest news from White Star head office in Canberra.

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Money, money, money - Christmas '08

by Michael Connor

December 7, 2008

The auction was very interesting. There were a lot of first home buyers. It was held by a well known local firm and they began with a Welcome to Country ritual. Tracey said they get Arts funding to do it. At some auctions they even perform smoking ceremonies.

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Why don't they get it?

by Michael Connor

December 5, 2008

Left blogs attract Left readers. Conservative blogs attract Right and Left. The comments pages on the blogs of Andrew Bolt, Janet Albrechtsen, Tim Blair and Piers Akerman etc are lively places. Phillip Adams’ blog is a cemetery with dull contributions from the typing dead.

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Silly season begins early - in Canberra

by Michael Connor

December 5, 2008

 “AUSTRALIAN universities are not controlled by left-wing academics hell bent on brainwashing students, a Senate inquiry has found.” News.com.au

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I don't think like that anymore

by Michael Connor

December 5, 2008

Before, every time news of something awful broke, I used to say “Now, they’ll understand. Now they’ll get it.” They never did and I felt awful.

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Whiteness Studies Uber Alles

by Michael Connor

December 4, 2008

Last week the Mumbai killers were asking who among their victims were British or American. This week Monash University is hosting the Australian Critical Race and Whiteness Studies Association’s  “Re-Orienting Whiteness Conference”. Connect the dots for yourself between foolish western academics with killing ideas and terrorists killing for ideas.

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Actor bites audience - Is there a vet in the house?

by Michael Connor

December 4, 2008

It’s true, Left theatre even bores Left actors.

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The reason we don't see Don Burke on TV

by Michael Connor

December 2, 2008

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So this is cultural studies

by Michael Connor

December 2, 2008

The beach remains the rallying ground of Anglo-Australia, the preserve of decent, wholesome white bodies, policed in a variety of ways against any contaminating whiff of “dirty wog” – and, by implication, even dirtier black – bodies.” Suvendrini Perera

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Australiaphobia - the movie not by Baz Luhrmann

by Michael Connor

December 1, 2008

It starts with a revolving globe showing the Imperial Japanese Army heading for Australia with duty free stopovers in Hong Kong, Bali and Singapore and then it cuts to the tastefully naked lady aristocrat dancing under the Botox gusher she has just discovered in the desert.

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On Spring Theatre

by Michael Connor

November 1, 2008

Free in Melbourne on a spring afternoon I went walking. Last time in Melbourne was mid-winter and the place was dirty and dull. It had recovered. In the capital of black I noticed an ecotourism travel company called Extragreen Holidays. Their advertising sign had the company name emblazoned across a very big jumbo jet.

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On David Williamson

by Michael Connor

September 2, 2008

Behind me the ladies ate Maltesers, in a satirical manner, while talking of crumbling bones and ABC reruns of As Time Goes By.

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The Follies Bizarre: Australia's political theatre

by Michael Connor

September 1, 2008

The hero of a Stephen Sewell play, and clearly his creator’s alter ego, says: “People change.

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