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“Today’s debate about global warming is essentially a debate about freedom. The environmentalists would like to mastermind each and every possible (and impossible) aspect of our lives.”

Vaclav Klaus
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Farce on the Reef

by Walter Starck

April 12, 2010

“Ship on the Reef”: A critical review of this season’s rerun 

About once in a decade a ship runs aground somewhere on the Great Barrier Reef. Although this has never resulted in other than trivial damage to the reef, a three ring media circus always unfolds. Politicians posture in mock displays of righteous anger or feigned concern. Environmentalists emote predictions of dire consequences. Bureaucrats blather about protocols and procedures. Various “experts” exude impressive displays of ignorance. Sundry “stakeholders” slither forth declaring an interest in something they have never seen, have nothing invested and know nothing about.  Although somewhat predictable, this farce remains perennially popular.

A performance cycle usually runs for several weeks ending in a satisfying finale when salvage preparations and phase of the moon mandate removal of the main stage prop. As dramatic as the high points seem at the time, the entire performance is quickly forgotten and always seems fresh when it is rerun. The current season is no exception.

Rating: 2 Stars - Predictable and mildly amusing.

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Some considerations on scripting for future performances

Life is a risk. The mortality rate is 100%. Everything we do entails risk. This one is trivial and ephemeral. There are many far more valuable things that could be done with the millions of dollars a mandatory pilotage scheme would cost each year.

Virtually all groundings result from inattention. An effective reminder that extra caution and alertness is needed in reef waters might take the form of a chapter on shipwrecks and their consequences in an attractive coffee table book on the Barrier Reef. This could be presented to every ship captain on entry to ports in the region. Accompanied by a covering note that politely reminds of the disastrous consequences of groundings for the captains involved, such an appeal to self interest seems a far more cost effective remedy than more bureaucracy when we already have more than we can afford.

 


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